Design The Label For Grout Gangster - Take Out a Hit On Mold & Mildew

Grout Gangster

"Grout Gangster"

Take out a hit on mold and mildew, and Grout Gangster will make it "disappear."

A cleaning solution that effectively removes even established mildew and mold from grout.

Product personality will be satirically mob-related.. This product is the "hit man" sent to wipe out your mold and mildew. But satire cannot be cliche, and remember that organized crime is international, not necessarily any particular nationality.

Label will wrap all the way around bottle and will be 5.25x 5.85 inches (with .125 free space all the way around ...
...with no significant design elements)
(and .125 of bleed space all the way around...
...beyond the label size)

Finished file must be fully editable .ai as well as .eps with fonts converted to outlines.

We want to really run with the "Gangster" theme. If the Mob designed a cleaner, what would the label look like? Be creative.

Think tough, brash, but nefarious and secretive. Not just any wiseguy, this is the top assassin, one who can take out the undesirable element in your bathroom without a trace, and without messing up his suit or hair. He's probably the nicest guy to have a drink with.. but if you're on his list he won't think twice about taking you out, with a smile.

Label must contain name and tagline: Take Out a Hit on Mold & Mildew... We'll Make it "Disappear"

Legal stuff:
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KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN
CAUTION: See other precautions on this label
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Active Ingredient: Sodium Hypochlorite: 2.26%
Other Ingredients: 97.74%
Total: 100%
Available Chlorine: 2.2%
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Net Contents 8 FL. OZ. (0.25 QT.) 236mL
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Precautionary Statement
Hazard to Humans and Domestic Animals
CAUTION: Harmful if inhaled. Causes moderate eye irritation. Avoid breathing dust, vapor or spray mist. Avoid contact with eyes or clothing. Wash thoroughly with soap and water after handling and before eating, drinking, chewing gum, or using tobacco. Remove and wash contaminated clothing before reuse.
FIRST AID: Call poison control center or doctor for treatment advice. Have product container or label with you when you call a poison control center or doctor. If on skin or clothing: Take off contamincated clothing. Rinse skin with plenty of water for 15-20 minutes. If in eyes: Hold eye open and rinse slowly and gently with water for 15-20 minutes. Remove contact lenses, if present, after the first 5 minutes, then continue rinsing eyes. If inhaled: Move person to fresh air. If person is not breathing, call 911 or an ambulance, then give artificial respiration, preferably mouth to mouth if possible.
Environmental Hazards: This product is toxic to fish and aquatic organisms.
Physical & Chemical Hazards: This product contains bleach. Mixing this product with any other cleaning products such as ammonia, toilet bowl cleansers, or other chemicals may release hazardous gases irritating the eyes, lungs and mucous membranes.
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Storage & Disposal: Store this product in a cool dry area away from direct sunlight and heat to avboid deterioration. Nonrefillable container. Do no reuse or refill this container. Offer for recycling if available. If recycling is not available discard container in trash.
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Directions for use: It is a violation of federal law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling. 1. read entire label before use. 2. turn nozzle to on position. 3. Use only in well ventilated areas. 4. Reclose sprayer for storage. 5. Wash hands after use.
Use to Clean bathroom tile, grout, fiberglass showers, vinyl bath mats and shower curtains, garbage cans, diaper pails, and to prepare surfaces for painting. Spray directly on area to clean and wait a few minutes for stains to disappear. For soap scum, allow to penetrate (but not dry) and wipe clean. Rinse and repeat if necessary.
Use to Disinfect hard non-porous surfaces made of plastic, vinyl, Formica, glass and glazed ceramic, porcelain, enamel and stone including bathroom floors, glazed tile, outside surfaces of toilet, sinks, diaper pails, garbage canes, kitchen counters and floors: Spray surface until thoroughly wet, allow to stand for 30 seconds. Rinse and air dry. To kill mildew and athlete's foot fungus, allow product to stand for 10 minutes before rinsing.
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Avoid contact with wood or painted surfaces you do not intend to repaint. Avoid contact with metal or unglazed porcelain. Do not allow product to come in contact with clothing, carpeting or other fabrics which may become discolored or damaged.
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For Use in the home.
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Effective against Salmonella enterica and Staphylococcus aureus in 30 seconds.
Effective against Aspergillus niger (mildew) and Trichophyton mentagrophytes (athlete's foot fungus) in 10 minutes.

Don't hold back, we're looking for something with a lot of personality. We want the product to be memorable!

**Please add attached 'seal of approval" to front of label somewhere, it should not be part of design but look like it was added as an afterthought. ***